Holy sh*t is it Friday already? Hell yes, and all bets are off! Hence my review of this frightful new Abgohard track, “Not Afraid.” But not frightful in the sense of “stay away,” I mean frightful in the sense of shocking you into submission. This is exactly what dude does when he takes on the role of a horny Lil Wayne on DMT backed up by a zombie Keith Sweat on vocals. WTF? Yea son, exactly what I was asking when I started listening to this dude croon about drowning in some amazing vagina. Weezy’s “P*ssy Monster” from about five years back or so ain’t got a thing on Abgohard. Please listen to this on this lovely Friday. Hate me later. - http://massappeal.com/abgohard-not-afraid/
I was gonna make, like, a “funerary pussy dirge” subtitle joke, but Abgohard isn’t a black metal pornogrind band (yo, dude, hit me up tho. I got these ideas, see…)
But that’s pretty much what the latest Abgohard track is about. Dude’s floating out there in the afterlife, reminiscing about all the pussy he drowned in. Just so damn much, ya know? Too much pussy for a single man to handle. Pay special attention to the eulogy at the end, and try to not get too choked up. It could’ve happened to any of us, this senseless act. A man struck down in the prime of his life by the very pussy he loved; dark times we live in.
Lots of love for Jayyeah on that beat; NarcAnon-levels of haze! Stream the track below, and just thank your stars that Abgohard took this bullet for you. He died so that you could live-on, slaying the pussy that took him from us. - http://mishkanyc.com/bloglin/2013/06/26/abgohard-not-afraid-track-premiere/